- scientist: the average person spends 18 hours online per week.
- me: you mean per day
- scientist: what
- me: what
me first day of the semester: I’M GONNA GET AN A!!!!! I BETTER ORGANIZE MY NOTES!!!! I’M WRITING THIS IN MY PLANNER!!!! THIS IS SO COOL!!!!! I’M SETTING MY ALARM 30 MINUTES EARLY
me the night before finals week: SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT shit shit shit shit shit shit shit… shit… sh…. ss.ss….. ..i don’t care haha
- Last week in class: 6 people
- This week in class: 106 people, 5 dogs, 2 cats, and a partridge in a pear tree.